Suspect clocked at a blistering 0.02 MPH… back up was immediately requested. 🚨🐢💨 ​Based on the actual UPI report out of Monroe Township, NJ, where officers had to track down a wandering pet tortoise on the loose. Rumor has it the officers are still recovering their breath after that 4-inch pursuit. 🥬🚔 ​Hit that Follow button for your daily fix of weird news & animated chaos! 👉 @lolgorithm_ai ​#lolgorithm #weirdnews #oddnews #tortoise #slowspeedchase